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idk something feels a little off i guess lol
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don't ask why i made this
In the unlikely event that half life three released, what do yall think the storyline would be?
Uhm alyx should be an antagonist and utilize her girlpower to kill judith and every single other character in the plot
Eli kills g man
Barney is never seen again (since episode one) and the actual plot is hunting him down
I befriended GLados
> Be me
> Knocked tf out by an elevator crashing
> See fellow security guard getting munched on by... something?
> Get up and grab the crowbar the poor bro had, to carry on his memory.
> Slay the killers of bro with his blade.
> Magnetically locked door, so I destroy the junction box powering it.
> Make my way into a room that has electrified water
> Crabs try to facehug me but fall in and die inside the water
> Find some scientist cowering in the vents, must be in psychosis because he thinks people are out to get us and makes me promise not to tell them where he is. Maybe.
> Make my way through the canals and fight a buncha shit, also get a shotgun.
> See another bro getting fought over by 2 science cucks with the facehuggers on them
> Pissed af now.
> Imagine them without the facehuggers, and blow their brains out.
> Use convenient explosive crate to blow a path through the drainage canal
> Climb up and see soldiers here to save us. Turns out they killed two fat fucks and one of them I think was the idiot eating a donut while shooting a gun at the range.
> L, should've trained better but this also means unless they just hate fat people I'm in deep shit to (literally, since I'm in a sewage canal).
> Get to surface, and easily dispose of 2 turrets with my government-issued double barrel Spas-12 and raid a truck for supplies.
> Get a revolver off a dead bro.
> i'mgoingtofuckingrazehell.mp3
> Round the corner, and see some of those soldier fuckheads.
> One of them is able to lob a grenade to where I am before I pop him with dead bro No. 3's gun, and the gate shuts because they know I'm a walking terminator now.
> I can finally go postal now, and in self-defense.
> Go down into yet more sewage.
> Finally get tf out, and have to battle my way through a bunch of tight corners and more facehugger thingies.
> Find one of those fuckers with its back turned, right in between two explosive barrels.
> Somehow the vent isn't taken along with it, so I travel through there.
> Imbued with the spirit of bro No. 1's crowbar, I beat the shit out of the facehuggers.
> Find another dead bro, R.I.P. I take his body armor to replace mine imbuing me with the spirits of 3 dead bro's via their equipment.
> Go upstairs to hear gunshots, some army fucks trying to break into a room.
> Enter dead-eye and quickdraw both of them with dead bro No. 3's revolver.
> Door was unlocked the entire time??? Realize they're marines and not army.
> Science cuck inside is bleeding out, but does not die in vain as he gives me vital information to get tf out, someone named Dr. Rosenberg in the trainyard.
> Go to exit the room and some marine cunt kicks the door open.
> quickdraw.mp4