Cave Johnson
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- "Heck, suspended as I am in this inky purgatorium, I got nothin' to do but think. What if them engineers didn't do me no favors pourin' me into a computer? What if they denied me my final reward?"
- ―Cave Johnson[src]
Cave Johnson is the founder of Aperture Science. After being recruited by President Dwight D. Eisenhower to make shower curtains for the United States armed forces (except for the navy), Cave Johnson and Aperture Science became very rich. However, Johnson contracted mercury poisoning while making poisonous mercury-coated shower curtains as "gifts" for several key members of the United States Navy.
A leaked casting call revealed a bit of Johnson's personality, seemingly a fantastic leader, who nonetheless is slightly clueless as to how science actually works. He is said to be from the Southern US and is more than a little reckless.
His last wishes were to make a Take-A-Wish Foundation, which would take wishes from sickly children and give them to healthy adults, the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, which would block the famous life-saving Heimlich Maneuver, and the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and then expired, probably in the late 1970s.
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[edit] In Portal 2
Johnson will probably play a role of some kind in Portal 2, but nothing has been confirmed.
[edit] In ApertureScience.com
It is possible to sign into this site with the username CJohnson and the password Tier3, you can enter an "admin" version of the website, with unique abilities.
[edit] List of appearances
- ApertureScience.com (First appearance) (Mentioned only)
- Portal (As "cjohnson" scribbled on a wall)
[edit] External links
- Rumor: Casting Call Reveals Portal 2 Details? (contains leaked and yet-to-verified information)

